Crystal Balls and Moroccan Walls by David Fletcher

Author:David Fletcher
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781783067220
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd

Then, not content with this degree of irreverence, they came up with their new Ten Commandments, which were:

Thou shalt have no other health provider before the NHS – and certainly not any private ones.

Thou shalt not take unto thee any idea of resorting to unlicensed medicine of any sort, including homeopathic remedies, healing crystals and indeed anything that does not involve an NHS intervention.

Thou shalt not take the name of the National Health Service in vain – ever.

Remember your prescribed medicine – and always complete the course.

Honour thy surgeon and thy consultant.

Thou shalt not smoke.

Thou shalt not commit to a Mississippi Mud Pie – or any other after-dinner dessert containing in excess of one hundred calories.

Thou shalt not drink – more than three units per week.

Thou shalt not ignore the early symptoms of any disease or ailment – and shalt report these to the appropriate NHS practitioner at the earliest opportunity.

Thou shalt not covet thy doctor’s salary, his benefits in kind, his index-linked pension or his statutory holiday entitlement.

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